lednikovyy | IC Inbox

Paper clothes sound like a great idea. They could have protected me from all these fearsome dogs.

Yeah but imagine the papercuts.

Good point. I'll make sure I wear underwear. Thanks for looking out.

Just looking out for the important things.

[Why did he put up with her?]

What size are you in shirts and pants?

I have no idea. Large?

[ From a guy who finds a few shirts and wears them until they disintegrate. ]

Seriously? I guess I'll have to eyeball it.

[How does he not know his own size?]

It's Santa. Just make it huge and I'll stick a pillow in it.

[ A pause. ]

I can't believe how easily I said yes to this.

[That gets a smile out of her.]

I can. You're a total push over.

You sure you aren't some kinda criminal mastermind?

[ He smiles right back. ]

I'm not sure what that has to do with this.

[~~She totally does.~~]

Of course you don't, Skye.

[ He laughs. ]

I'll talk to you soon.

[Skye smiles at his laugh.]

I'll let you know when I've finished your paper Santa outfit. Good luck with the dogs.