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[lednikovyy]

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Buck, do you know where I can buy condoms?

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For a class.

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That I'm teaching.

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[lednikovyy]

the store?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

What, like any story?

Story?

STORK?

STORE?

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[lednikovyy]

general store. do you need me to buy you condoms?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

What? Where?

I've got it, do you know what aisle? I thought they'd be over by the baby things, but I'm not seeing them.

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[lednikovyy]

what do you think I've been up to that I have the condom aisle memorized?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

I don't know, Buck. You're handsome and charming and I talked to a pretty girl who smiled when I mentioned you. What am I supposed to think?

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[lednikovyy]

I've been on one date since the war. you just found the girl I went on it with. I hope.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Must've been a phenomenal date.

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[lednikovyy]

oh god what did she say?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Just a whole lot of denial.

From both of you, honestly.

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[lednikovyy]

fine well I like her. a lot. obviously.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, I know.

I'm happy for you, Buck.

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[lednikovyy]

should I be asking her if she has any friends?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

No, I think these are just going on bananas.

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[lednikovyy]

do we need to talk about something?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

No.

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Okay, yes.

I have no idea what I'm supposed to be teaching to these kids.

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[lednikovyy]

safe sex, I hope, because if this is math class we need to talk about your approach.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Yes, I'm teaching health class.

But I looked over the lesson plan and things have changed since we were in school.

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[lednikovyy]

so what does the lesson plan say that you're not sure about?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Well I'm supposed to teach them about puberty. And child birth. And orgasms. What if they ask me about orgasms!

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[lednikovyy]

then you panic.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Already there, pal.

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[lednikovyy]

have you considered being honest? pretty sure you've had an orgasm before.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Not something I want to describe to a room full of kids.

Also why did you focus on that thing in particular

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You know what nevermind Bucky I found the condoms

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