IC Inbox - Deerington

[lednikovyy]

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[lednikovyy]

how do you describe me to people?

[oversight]

Homeless chic.

[lednikovyy]

yeah I'll take it.

[oversight]

Why? How do you describe me to people?

[lednikovyy]

the guy who looks like an asshole and cooks like my mother.

[oversight]

Probably less awkward than the guy that looks like your mother and cooks like an asshole.

[lednikovyy]

are you talking about me?

[oversight]

I said LESS awkward.

[lednikovyy]

who're you callin awkward, asshole?

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[oversight]

You. Come on, keep up.

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Have you been laying low? I haven't seen you around town.

[lednikovyy]

not as low as you, shrimp

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Lower than that blow. And anyway, it's not my fault I'm not built like a G.I. Joe, ho.

[lednikovyy]

well it sure as shit isn't my fault you don't work out enough

[ And if Bucky's being honest, which he doesn't want to be, it's not his fault he's built like this, either. Unlike Steve, he didn't make that choice. ]

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It isn't huh? I don't see you out at four am encouraging me.

[lednikovyy]

is that really what you want? :)

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[oversight]

I can tell by that smiley face that it is not.

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Anyway, don't vampires need to be invited in?

[lednikovyy]

they do, but frankenstein's monster gets a free pass

dat icon is beautiful *u*

[oversight]

All right, well, reset my shit on your way back out if you're going to Frankenstein your way in.

one of my friendos made it <3

[lednikovyy]

I don't know what you're talking about. I would never break into your home, John.

:)