IC Inbox - Duplicity

[lednikovyy]

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[etch]

Wait, where are they from?

Don't say New Jersey.

[lednikovyy]

Indiana. not sure if that's better or worse. plus I don't trust anyone who hates the Dodgers. other me is shifty.

[ Except that he's probably the one person Bucky really trusts here other than Steve. Other than that, he's shifty as hell. ]

[etch]

I guess that answers the question of who's the evil twin.

[lednikovyy]

which means I'm always good and always right.

[etch]

Hold on. Let me catch my breath. I'm laughing too hard.

[lednikovyy]

name one time I've been wrong recently.

[etch]

"I'm always good".

[lednikovyy]

where's the lie, asshole?

[etch]

Having trouble reading?

[lednikovyy]

picking on an old blind man?

[etch]

You deserve it and you know it.

[lednikovyy]

I'm a fucking saint.

[etch]

Yeah, you need to give me a moment again.

[lednikovyy]

💩💩💩💩💩

[etch]

What?

[look, he hasn't been taught emojis yet. what is that?]

[lednikovyy]

it's a bunch of poops. I'm expressing myself with art.

[etch]

[well, he has no idea how to send those type of pictures back. so instead, a few minutes later, there's a photograph sent back of a sketch that looks a little like this. bucky isn't the only one who can express himself with art.]

[lednikovyy]

[ Bucky laughs so hard he might actually pull something. ]

belongs in a museum.

[etch]

Kind of like us.

[lednikovyy]

I'm a little damaged. might just going into a private collection.

[etch]

Then I guess I'll have to start a collection.

[lednikovyy]

try to sound more like a serial killer.

[etch]

I'd keep you alive, Buck. I'd just keep you locked away so no one could steal you.

[lednikovyy]

thanks for that incredibly creepy sentiment. I'll feel safe until they notice I'm not hitting my sex quota. maybe you should let me have visitors.

[etch]

I suppose we could set up a visitation schedule. An hour a week, provided they pass the screening process.