deerlyBeloved

[lednikovyy]

deerlyBeloved: SergeantBuns Bucky Barnes is older than he looks and he's aware, ladies and gentlemen. Don't let the swagger and the jokes fool you, though. Beneath the smiling exterior is a tired old man who's all but given up on love. He's not even sure if he has anything left to give a partner, so buckle up and all aboard the self-loathing express. He'll pretend he's okay, but he can't go more than a day without thinking of all the people he's killed, including a man who he might have called a friend at one point. But hey, at least he hasn't killed anyone here. Yet. Go ahead and ask him: Does he remember his mother's face anymore or does he only remember the faces of the men he killed for HYDRA?

( James Buchanan Barnes | 100 | M | ?̶̣̳̖̲͈͑̀̊ )

Comments

[lednikovyy]

0/10 pun
you were handed dicks and you made a sub-par lemonade with them

[tagartist]

look asshole
for someone who is as drunk as i am
that pun was PERFECT

[lednikovyy]

I wish I could get drunk consistently
you'd better appreciate that while you can or one day some mad scientist is going to fuck your biology up and then you won't be able to get drunk anymore

[tagartist]

i mean he'd have to be like frankenstein or something, but i'll totally keep these words of wisdom in mind

[lednikovyy]

it was pretty much like that, yeah

[tagartist]

for real???

wait did you die at some point

[lednikovyy]

I don't think so, but you'd have to ask one of the mad scientists. giant holes in my memory. fun times.

[tagartist]

i'd ask how it was like frankenstein than but i feel like that might borderline on super invasive and rude
unless the answer is there was a giant lightening storm and some cheesy green make up

[lednikovyy]

if there was green makeup, then it's a real shame I don't remember it
really just the part where they took a man and made him into something else, though

[ He almost types a monster, but he figures it's a little melodramatic, even if it's also true. ]

[tagartist]

a pun making machine with self-esteem issues

[lednikovyy]

I mean this in a completely platonic way: I love you.

[tagartist]

🎶jesus loves me this i know 🎶
i don't actually know the rest of that song












i love you too

[lednikovyy]

that's a song?

[tagartist]

yea it's some church thing
jesus loves me this i know because the bible tells me so~
that's it
fuck
anyway
this girl in my school used to be all about sharing the jesus stuff she learned
but like not in an annoying i wanna convert you kinda way
she was hella nice and always just really passionate about religion and shit
she sang it sometimes

[lednikovyy]

who am I, Jesus, to refute the bible?

[tagartist]

amen