IC Inbox - Duplicity

[lednikovyy]

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[etch]

[he makes a point of ignoring the first part because, alright, bucky may have come through for him in the end. the advice is something he can actually work with, this time.]

Happy.

[now to just remember how to be himself.]

Do you need me to ask her if she has a friend?

[lednikovyy]

low blow.

I can get my own dates. I'm 3/4 of a reasonably attractive guy and there have to be at least a few ladies around who will be into the metal arm/tragic past thing.

[ Or fellows, but he's not broaching that topic just yet. ]

[etch]

I'd say you're more 4/5. Though you're still 100% an ass.

[lednikovyy]

all I got out of that message is that I have a nice ass. thanks.

[etch]

[the response has him laughing, and it's abrupt enough that he has to take a moment to apologize to the woman nearby who he'd just made jump.]

One day I'll remember why we're friends.

[lednikovyy]

shit now you have memory problems, too? hit your head?

then I guess you forgot that you owe me money. a lot of it.

[etch]

Maybe I wanted to try and forget you telling me about your sex life. I must have hit my head a little harder than I thought.

[lednikovyy]

what sex life?
(the kids call that a self-burn)

[etch]

They call it a what?

[lednikovyy]

[ Oh, no. ]

a burn is an insult. so I insulted myself because I don't have a sex life to tell you about.

[etch]

Why would you need to insult yourself? That's what I'm here for.

[lednikovyy]

but I'm so much better at it.

[etch]

I guess you have had a lot of practice.

[lednikovyy]

[ Steve really has no idea how true that is and Bucky's going to do everything he can to keep it that way. ]

I have more experience meeting other me's. I'd tell you that you get used to it, but even I'm not that crazy yet.

[etch]

How many are you at now?

[lednikovyy]

two and neither of them have been from Brooklyn, which makes me wonder if they aren't all evil.

[etch]

Wait, where are they from?

Don't say New Jersey.

[lednikovyy]

Indiana. not sure if that's better or worse. plus I don't trust anyone who hates the Dodgers. other me is shifty.

[ Except that he's probably the one person Bucky really trusts here other than Steve. Other than that, he's shifty as hell. ]

[etch]

I guess that answers the question of who's the evil twin.

[lednikovyy]

which means I'm always good and always right.

[etch]

Hold on. Let me catch my breath. I'm laughing too hard.

[lednikovyy]

name one time I've been wrong recently.

[etch]

"I'm always good".

[lednikovyy]

where's the lie, asshole?

[etch]

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